I followed this fine as girl on instagram right.
Her shit was private but her profile pic was real clear. So she approve me and I get to creeping. I see she with one of my niggas lil brother and the caption is a heart. So I’m like cool, that’s her cousin. He only 14. So I keep going and she got more and more pictures calling this nigga boo. In my head I’m like
This grown ass woman was Thir-damn-teen
What is in the got damn Similac? I didn’t recognize that I knew her. She’s best friends with my pseudo-sometime-cousin. I taught her how to walk. I damn near thirsted over a girl who was young enough for me to teach to walk.